- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's blue, red, and full of metal? Timmy in his favorite blue sweater, after he got hit by a truck.

why did the grandmother forget her grandsons name? she has Alzheimers so she is slowly forgetting all her relatives

What did Robin say to Batman before they entered the Batmobile? "Batman, I'm a necropheliac."

A drunk guy walks out of an AA meeting.

a guys was walking down the street in Queens. a attractive young woman walked by. He was interested in here so he said nice things and they ended up going on a date. She had a big butt.

A chemist and his buddy walk into a bar. The chemist, trying to sound smart, says, "I would like a glass of H20." The buddy, being a normal person who actually cares if he looks like an idiot, asks for plain water.

Hey I'm a poet and I didn't even realize that I was a poet

what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot. what do you call a woman flying a plane? 9/11.

Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

What's Funny About A Black Man Being Shot? Nothing, That Man Was My Friend.

I got into an argument with my friend the other day. He contested that the onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I beat his wife to death with a coconut,

Hellen Keller walks into a bar. And a tree. And a lamp.

Why did george washington not make it to the prom? because george washington is dead

Why did the mushroom go to the party? Cause he was invited.

What's the same between grapes and squirrels? They're both purple, except for the squirrel.

What do a squirrel and a cigarette have in common? -They are both perfectly harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire.

What's the difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold? One's a sick duck; the other regrets having you as a child.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

Why are anti-jokes funny? They are not because they have no punchline and if you wern't a complete dumbass you would have the ability to read the description on the right off the page.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

Did you hear the joke about the deaf mail man? No. Neither did he.

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

Knock Knock. Who's there? A little boy who can't reach the doorbell.

Why cant kellen heller drive? She was born with the disabilities of being blind and deaf, thus rendering her unable to operate a vehichle.

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