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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than killing someone? finding out your mom is your dad

?Three men walk in to a bar. one walks with a limp. The other two make fun of him and joke of his inability to walk as well as others around him.

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My dog got out of it's cage. So I found it and be the shit out of

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What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

If David has 40 chocolate bars and eats 35 what does David have now? Diabetes, David has diabetes.

How many pancakes does it take to make a dog house? None because alligators don't fly.

The power of Mindfuck: What if you can only walk left when you are right? And if you can walk right when you are the only one left? What is left when everything is right? Moral: Create a right world by taking the left road? YOU PIECE OF FILTH!

What did Stevie Wonders wife do when they got into fights? Re-Arrange the furniture

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Nothing, the orphanage did not have sufficient funds to give everyone a present because they did not want to how favoritism because the orphans are already sad enough and te orphanage does not want the orphans killing them selves

How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

What happened to the homosexual jiggalo? He ended up getting aids from having anal sex with various men which is not the best idea because the anus where poop comes from.

why was the man on the roof? he was about to commit suicide.

when life randomly gives u lemons, u should probably have a stand cuz people are gonna expect u to make lemonade

Why did the black man shoot the white guy? the white man was about to hurt the black mans family.

What happens when you die? Your body gets decomposed by bacteria

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's Cheese on toast

Why were the parents sad? Because their son had a frog stapled to his face and was trying to eat his ice cream on a swing, but he had no arms so he dropped his ice cream into the street and he chased after his ice cream and got hit by a bus

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Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

Barak Obama, Justin Bieber, and Lindsey Lohan all jump out of a plane. all of their parachutes deploy. except Justin Bieberrs, he then dies of cancer

roses are red violets are blue i've got alzheimer's ...

Why did Quinn yell at his group project partner? Because he hated him.

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