Greg and Michal once had a fight I lost.

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What did the boy say to his friend? "Hello!"

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Roses Are Red I Have A Phone Nobody Txts Me Forever Alone

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Why does everybody hates Justin Bieber? Just leave that girl alone!

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Face Hunter is scum

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Why did the swing fall off the girl? I have dyslexia

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When is a Jew the sleepiest? Depends on the time really... some people sleep and wake up on different biological calendars.

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An eleven year old boy walks into a bar... he is searching for his father, who has a known alchol problem, and has been missing for five days.

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Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

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What did the giraffe say to the walrus? Nothing. Giraffes can't talk. What did the Scotsman say to the walrus? Nothing. Scotsmen can't talk.

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Why is bobsledding the coolest sport? Because this is my subjective opinion.

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laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer...you will die

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What happened to the black guy who got pulled over by the cops? He was told that his left tail light was out

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Your mom is so fat, that your gonna get a brother soon.

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Red are roses, blue are violets I'm dislexic.

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were at work systems r down

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An Irishman, a German, a Jew, and a Mexican walk into a bar...... the Irishman is named designated driver and all four have a safe and enjoyable evening.

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Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

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if dragonflies have purple toe nails, then how many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? canada, because snakes don't have armpits!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to escape the evil villains in giant mech suits.

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If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

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A tree falls in the woods. A deaf boy, who had been frolicking through the forest, is struck down by the tree. He dies. His parents are ridden with grief for years, until finally the father commits suicide. The mother soon remarried and had two more children. Both died before the age of 15. She was a horrible mother.

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what did mohammed say to Jesus? nothing they lived in completly different time periods

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A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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