- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw them

Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. What? You are about to die and be eaten. Asshole! i will murder you first!

wanna hear a better joke? casey.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she wasn't a woman

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

Why did the hooker fall out of the tree? Because she was dead

Q: what's green and fluffy? A: green fluff

what do you get when a white man and a black woman have a baby? A baby

when life gives you lemons your like wait how did i get these lemons??

your mommas so fat i like fat cows is she home?

Fart

There are two muffins in an oven. Since they are inanimate objects, they do nothing but sit there and bake until they are a golden brown color, at which point a man takes them out of the oven and eats them for breakfast.

You know whats funny Aids

What did the man on the moon say? Nothing. He died because his supply of oxygen ran out.

the duck walked in the bar then he walded away

A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

Why did your mom fall off the swing? I shot him.

Roses are black, violets are black. I'm Hellen Keller.

3 out of 5 smokers die And apparently the other 2 become immortal

Three blondes walk into a bar...and have a nice evening, until one of them pulls out a gun and murders everyone at the bar, i think she was schizophrenic or something.

how do you punish helen keller? leave the plunger in the toilet.

What did the math teacher get after he ate and he ate? A full stomach.

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already taken her police statement and she doesn't want to discuss the incidentit anymore until her lawyer arrives.

why cant dogs write letters? They do not have the dexterity to hold a pen, or even comprehend the basic language skills and grammatical layout of how to write a letter

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