Two guys stopped at a restaurant for coffee. "I'll have a mug of strong coffee," said the first. The second said, " I'll have strong coffee too, but I want a clean mug." The waiter returns and says, "which one of you wants the clean mug?"

How many omish people did it take to screw in a lightbulb.

Two black males walk into the bar due to circumstances, one of them has to leave early to tend to his ill wife, and the other enjoys his night drinking and making small talk with new friends PS: the one above was wrong sorry :(

why did the black guy say he was ridin' dirty? because its been weeks since he last took it to the coin op, he's busy working as an I.T Specialist.

Your mother is so fat that if she were to fall from a great height she would hit the ground with more force than that of an average sized individual.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy Wuzzy had cancer.

If you give a hobo a stick he might poke u with it

there are two muffins in an oven. one says "its getting hot in here". the other says " oh my gosh!!! its a talking muffin!!!"

Whats fat yellow and diabetic Brett lai lan

What do you get if you cross a football with Theo Walcott? A goal kick.

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

How do u know the difference between a adam and rappers you dont they r the same

why didn't the Asian ask for a calculator cause he was doing the dishes and a calculator seemed inappropriate

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? THE CHICKEN!

What did the little girl who lost her baby teeth want for Christmas? A pony.

What's invisible and smells like carrots ? Rabbit Farts

ask me if im deaf. are you deaf? ...............

A Palestinian woman walks into a library. She is promptly stoned to death.

What's worse than being a midget Being a midget with no legs

This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was very scary.

Why Didnt John Return any of his calls he was in a very serious car accident fell into a coma and will probablly will not wake up ever again

what does the black man say to the white man? nice weather were having huh.

Yo mama so stupid that she was tested and found to be mentally retarded.

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