What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? The bench can support a family!

Q:How do you fit ten babies into a bucket? A: A blender Q:How do you get them out? A: Nachos

Gay jokes arn't funny. "Come" on guys.

roses are red, violets are blue. Some poems don't make sense, Salad.

Why did the jewish plumber commit suicide? After years abuse from his alcoholic father and rich sibling, he finally snapped and killed himself on his birthday after nobody told him happy birthday.

I just got robbed by an invisible man!!!!

1. Why did sally fall of the swing? -because she had no arms. 2.Knock Knock -Who's there? Not sally.

How did the Nazis torture someone? They inserted a glass tube in the penis and flicked the end so that it shattered.

Why did the cat die? To get to the other side

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

Yo mamma's so fat that the gravity required to keep her on the ground is significantly smaller than an average sized human.

what do you call your mama at the gas station

why did sally fall off the swing cause she had no arms knock knock who's there? not sally

What happened to Johnny when he tripped over his shoelace? He was shot by the man who was following him.

Why did Stephen Hawking ask for pizza? Because he was hungry.

roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers and the middle one is for u

What's five times 10? Sixty, you retarded fuck.

I have CDO it's like OCD but in the right order

knock knock who's there me me who It's me your son who was in prison for 6 years for false charges of attempted homicide

Wht did noah7262 cross the road? to abandon his friends and play Modern Warfare 3 on xbox live. asshole.

What do you get when you cross an orange with a gerbil? A mailbox that lights up when you open it

A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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