- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a man, with Alzheimers disease?

No, Trinidad.

What is a bull like in a China Shop? Calm, because generally any bull you would find in a China shop is probably made out of porcelain.

Somebody has robbed your house, how do you gather evidence? Look for traces of watermelon or chicken bones.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Take a chainsaw and cut the swing in half

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

How do you know a baby is dead ? When the dog plays with it more!

Rebecca Black walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve her because she is not yet 21.

Why did the Jew hate bananas? He was deathly allergic to them.

What do you do when you see an elephant with a basket ball? Engage in play - if the elephant is playing with a basket ball it is most likely domesticated, and if it has toys it's probably well treated. Well-treated elephants raised in captivity are tolerant, sociable, intelligent and playful.

Why did women scream loudly!? As the women was unexpectadly frightend!

What did the rabbi say to the bartender? Hi, Mark!

If chuck Norris is so awesome how come he's not at my house slamming my face into the keybodhdtegdudgegdtdjaowpqhwvsmx vxbdnsksksh

a jewish man walks into a wall with an erection. what hits first? his erection

Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

Hickory Dickory Dock My dog died today.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

Whats big orange and likes to eat rocks? a big orange rock eater

why was the little boy crying? he wasnt, he died 2 weeks ago

A goose walks into a bar. Maybe he should have ducked.

Roses are red. I f***** a dude. you're a failed abortion. I never loved you.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff. What's not pink and fluffy? Rape.

Knock knock. "Whose there?" "Dave" Oh alright Dave, two seconds I have got to unlock the door~looks for and finds keys and unlocks door~ Hello Dave, sorry mate not been out yet so not been out, come in.........

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