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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a murderer.

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. One muffin says "Damn, it's getting hot in here." The other muffing replies "Holy Shit! A Talking Muffin!"

How do you get a black man out of his house? you ring the doorbell.

What stars with C, is hairy on the outside, moist on the inside and ends with T and has UN in the middle? Coconut

What did the man's ex-wife told him after their divorce? "Build a bridge and get over did" And so he did because hes a contractor that specialized in structures spanning and providing passage over a gap or barrier, such as a river or roadway

Girl:Do you wanna hear a joke? Boy:Sure... Girl: jesus loves you

You spent your time reading this and realized there was no joke.

What did the cat say to the cat? Miau

What's 6 inches long, 2 inches wide, and drives women crazy. A 6 inch long 2 inch diameter syringe filled with heroin being injected into a woman.

What did the deaf person see? He was blind too, so he didn't see anything.

Why is the blonde so upset? Her mother is dying from cancer.

Q: Why don't chicken breasts have nipples? A: because if you freeze them, they will pop the package.

BOB:john John:what? BOB:4:59 seconds to get rid of it

Q: How did the black man get to the first branch on the tree? A: He climbed, like the average person.

EVOLUTION OF MODERN SAYINGS 1 The Samurai: If at first you don't succeed, kill yourself. The British: If at first you don't succeed, give up The Americans: If at first you don't succeed, sue someone, then try again in hopes of a larger payout next time

A: Who are you? B: A random guy who walked into your house A: Oh sorry, I keep forgetting your name.

josh is a skinny headed keppy mong

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

A princess kisses a frog to acquire a prince. Then gets arrested for beastiality.

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

There is something in my butt what is It. My thong

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