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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you suppress a black hole? Surround it with white holes

What did the pony say when it lost its voice? Nothing. Ponies are incapable of speech.

Why couldn't Dumbo fly? Because he had just been killed by an African Poacher, and dead elephants can't fly. This is very sad.

Q:what's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat A:The wheel chair

Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

Man: What is the meaning of life? God: Buffalo wings. Lots and lots of buffalo wings.

What do you call a poor Donald Trump? Donald Trump

What's the differece between a rock and a black guy? A rock can't eat fried chicken.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy almost unparalleled in marine history.

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because most living organisms eventually cross some form path that is commonly known as a road. Roads are hard asphalt that is very good for cars and other wheeled road licensed vehicles.

Why didn't andrea clean the dishes? She had no hands

What's the difference between an American and a Russian? One's American and one's Russian.

How do you kill Lady Gaga? There is no point in trying, she is too heavily guarded.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a tape worm in your apple.

Want to burn 3000 calories in under 5 MINUTES? Take a store bought pizza and put it in the over for as long as you want. Just watch the calories burn away in a puff of smoke!

So A duck wants to be a musician. Day1: He cuts of his beak attempting to sing. Day2: Dead

Knock Knock. Who's there? I left my car keys inside.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy, I am pregnant and that's yo baby !

A polar bear and a seal are sitting on an ice floe. The polar bear looks at the seal and says, "RAWRRRRRRRRRGGG" and then kills and eats him.

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An under aged man walks into a bar. the bar tender forgets to ask for his ID and gives him a beer. That man was later fired.

a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

Roses are red Violets are blue Your whole family is dead And now it's time for you!

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