What's worst then finding a worm in your apple Eating it.

What's the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same

Q- what's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A- you take of your shoes to jump on a trampoline

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had AIDS

What did the boy say when he could'nt find his dog? I wonder where Spot went.

i found waldo.

Knock knock. who's there? your dead cat, here you go.

What is black and looks like a person A black person

two peanuts were walking down the street. but one was unsalted...

There's a black guy in a house. What's he doing there? He owns it.

What did Stevie Wander get for christmas? A book

What do humans and fish both have in common? They both live underwater, apart from humans.

Whats has 6 wheels and can fly? A dumpster, I lied about the flying.

how would you feel when your girlfriend dumps you really bad because she just dumped you man!!!1

What's bad about the the 3 black Jews that just died...... They were my friends

why did Suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.... well then knock knock! whis there? suzie. suzie who? she doesnt know either...she has no arms!

Knock knock The boy doesn't answer because it's dangerous to open your door to strangers while home alone.

Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: Fssshh

why did the little boy start to cry? because his parents didn't love him

someone tell england that a depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie.

What do you call a white man who murdered his whole family? -a murder What do you call a black man who raped five women? -a rapest What do you call a Mexican with a leaf blower -a hardworking legal immigrant working twelve hours seven days a week to support his wife and three children.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Your Face.

why did the chicken cross the road? to commit suicide.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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