What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

How do you get five black men in a car? You offer them a good deal, then show them the car fax.

"Is this the Krusty Krab?" "Yes it is, how may I help you?"

A Sloth runs...

Roses are c0ck violets are vag this joke is for george i like it like that<3xxxx

What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

How do you make a tissue dance? You give it dance lessons.

why did the teenaged girl cry? she was about to have an abortion

Roses are red violents are blue I have 5 figures and the middle one is for you

Wanna hear a funny joke? Oh, I was just asking.

whats funnier than anti jokes nothing

Chris Brown walks into a bar. And then is politely asked to leave as the bar owner also happens to be the spokesperson for an anti-domestic violence group.

How do you get birds to land in your back yard? With a gun.

What do you call 100 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A weird kind of genocide.

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave?

What's worse than rape? Gang rape.

What do you call two babys with one head? I dont know either, answers on postcard please!

why couldnt the black man fly, becuse his master said he coudnt.

A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

name one thing that is impossible!! A sober irishman

Whats worse than biting an apple with a worm in it? Getting stabed until you died and being fed to your own children....... twice

Yo mama so short, she developed a debilitating neck problem from having to look up at people when talking to them.

Why did the mum scream at the boy? Because he was being stupid

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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