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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I wonder if God looks at the Earth all these years later and thinks, Man, I really went overboard with the water, didn't I?

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says to the man running the stand. QUACK!!!

what do you call a man who go his head cut off in a car accident? dead.

Q: A woman is hit by a motorcycle. Whos fault was it the motorcyclist's or the woman's? A: It was the motorcyclist's fault. He shouldn't of been riding his mortorcycle in the kitchen while she was making my sandwich.

What did Heinrich Himmler say to the chicken? I'll take that liver thanks.

what do you call a unicorn crossing a bridge? nothing there fake

What's five miles long and has an IQ of 40? A democrat parade.

What kind of bee's make milk? Booobies!

What has seven ears, four legs and two arms? Nothing.

why did tommy cry?his mother killed his turtle on christmas

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cause he was a chicken.

What did the Norwegian say to the Englisman? ØLølølølÅæåøåæøåæåæåæåæåæåæåæå

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food on the other side

How does a Black Guy eat chicken. Like anyother human-being.

Why did the Elf stab the Gnome? Because I was on a bad acid trip.

Your dads dead. lol

Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he wants to drink. He orders a beer.

Why did the boy lose the race? Because he is morbidly obese.

What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? Being eaten by a giant octopus. What's worse than being eaten by a giant octopus? 3 Bee Stings!

ERROR 3045: This joke has gone bankrupt and Is laying in the hospital//:: THE CAUSE: OBAMA CARE

Have you seen Hellen Keller's dad? Neither did she

identical jokes get different votes.

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

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