- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the priest kill his family? Preists can't marry, therefore have not families.

c-? men, C-men

How many retards does it take to screw in a lightbulb? No number of them could figure it out. They sit in the dark for hours, scared of the monsters.

What did the farmer say when he couldnt find his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

Where did susie go after the explosion? everywhere. What was susie after the explosion? a puzzle.

A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks "what will you have". The man says "Friendship" and bursts out crying. At this point he is making a scene and security will have too be called.

knock knock who's there? penis in penis in who? penis in you

justin littleton being sucessful

This is sparta No this is patrick

What did grandma get little Benjamin for Christmas? Nothing, she died last year

I didn't know that guy did crossfit

What colour is chocolate? Brown.

Your mother is so fat, she is dying due to obesity and it would be utterly disgusting to make fun of anyone in that situation.

I like cookies... GIVE ME ICE CREAM.

Asians look like they have down syndrome.

Why did the cow cross the road? -Because it lives in India and is allowed to.

asdf

What is a jew in space? Dead

How to open an orange? You don't you peal it

A janitor walks into a bar. He cleans the bar.

A man came home from work and said to his wife im going to kill u

A Penguin Waddles into Abercrombie and Fitch.

What do you call a man who's arms have been amputated? It doesn't matter, he won't be able to pick up the phone.

Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

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