- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

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What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

What's worse than kissy face pictures on facebook? The porn pictures on facebook.

How many dead babies can you fit a bathtub??? It depends on how you slice them!

So an irish man walks into a bar, 10 seconds later he is dead. What happened was there was a sharp piece of metal on the bar so is cut his throat and he bleed to death.

What would Steve Jobs be doing if he were alive today? Dying.

Why couldn't the bird fly? cause it was a penguin

what did the dog say to the muppet? WOOF

An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

Q. What is Black, White, and Red all over?? A. A girl just having sex and her Cherry broke all over your dick..

What did the customer say to the waiter when he found a fly in his soup? Sorry to bother you on your break, but why didn't I get a fly in MY soup?

Why did the director call cut? Because he was shot dead by Nazis.

a christian man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a jewish man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a muslim man asked god a question. he too, did not get an answer. an atheist man asked god a question. he got his answer.

a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

If only i were a man! You not! Your a.... WO-MAN!

What do the snake and the bird have in common? They can both fly, except for the snake...

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind, not to mention deaf and mute.

Whats worse than having a parking cone rammed up your ass? Realizing that a big orange cone is up your ass.

A woman becomes pregnant. 9 months later she has a baby.

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Q: Who visits the dyslexic boy on christmas A: Satan

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