Your momma's so dumb, she has below average IQ.

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Q: What's worse than spilling milk all over the floor? A: Cleaning up the milk you spilled all over the floor.

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What do two Jews have in common? They both practice the same religion.

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sweating like antoni with a girl

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ohai. whutz en ahntei johk? sownz soopihd.

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why did the little girl eat grapes? because she felt like it.

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how did the farmer die? his dog shot him

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. "Knock, Knock" "Who's There?" "Not Sally."

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What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out of the chambers...

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How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb One because lawyers are usually well educated and know how to screw in a lightbulb

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Roses are Roses Violets are Violets I am to Literal, That is a statement.

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guy walks into a bar, ouch

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Whats the quickest way to get famous? kill the president

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Q:Whats worse than stubbing your toe? A: Watching a terrorist saw your dads arm off.

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What does a black guy and an apple have in common? They're both apples except for the black guy

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I've never seen your mother, so I won't make any vile suggestions concerning her weight.

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What did the wife say to her husband when he arrived home from work? Nothing. She cried over his coffin. Her husband was a marine who died in a car bombing in Iraq.

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What's worse than finding out that your dog has worms? Finding out that you have worms.

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Why didn't the lolipop taste like anything to the boy beacuse he was aborted

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A man walks into a bar later at night & the bartender says how was your day the man replies "well I found out my mom is a raging crack addict, my grampa has alzheimer's & i have terminal cancer" how was yours the bartender says "I found out im Hitlers lost son".

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What did the black guy say when he failed his math test? Crap, I failed my math test!

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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What do you call two black men walking down a stairwell? Their names.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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