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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock.. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Daves dead. This is Darrell.

A black guy and a jew walk into a country club, within minutes, they are told to leave and never come back in order to avoid being contaminated by the radioactive waste left by a landfill company cutting corners in safety regulations

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

Why did the gay man not walk straight? Because I took a jack hammer to his foot

Why wasn't the old woman sitting on the porch? Because she got raped by a big scorpian.

Two clowns are walking down the street The first says, "Whats better sunshine or rainbows?" The second says nothing, then casually picks up a brick and beats the other clown to death.

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: He has a debilitating disease, it's called ALS.

Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

Why did the man staple his own scrotum to his left thigh? He didn't. His friends did.

Roses are red, violetsvare blue, I have aids, so do you

Why did the girl get run over by a bus? The bus driver was blind.

Q: A squirrel a chipmunk and a spider monkey are fighting over these nuts. Who gets them? A: Your Mom ;p

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Pansies are green, I think I'm colorblind

Why was 6 afraid of seven? It isn't numbers are not sentiment objects therefore incapable of feeling fear

On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

what is racecar backwards in reverse

why did the man throw a stone in the lake? because he'd had a long day at work.

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What did the little orphan girl get for christmas? nothing her parents are dead

Bradley is Sexi;P just kidding!!! fatty

What is worst then a blond trying to pass collage?....... There is nothin wrong with that

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