- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

What does greg and Ian have in common?

yo mama is so fat that when she stepped on the scale she exclaimed "wow, i'm overweight" she then proceeded to eat a cupcake to mask her pain.

A white man is running away from a black man. Because they are Playing tag. A gaming involving to touch the other person

Why did the downy jump off a cliff? I told him to.

Two men walk into a bar. Realizing that they aren't alcoholics and don't drink, they walk back out.

Why did the baby fall down from the tree? It was dead.

What do you call a kid with down syndrome and no arms? Whatever his name is.

whats polish and black a polish black person

A guy walked into a bar a hundred years ago and but a pint of whiskey. He is dead now.?

A baby seal walks into a club.

(you will only get this if you play minecraft) whats green and looks like a penis? a creeper!

A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the government, your home is being repossessed.

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What do you call an attractive woman in a blender? A very rare occurrence.

2 beavers enter a bar, destroy all the stool legs, and leave.

Once upon a time there was a cowboy. He died. The end.

How many blonds douse it take to change a light bulb I dont know it hasn't happened yet

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

What did the Atheist say in church? His best friend's eulogy.

What's sad about a black guy driving up a hill in a car? It's yor car

What worse than being shot? Waking up and finding a penis in your mouth.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock. I said who's there? Knock Knock. WHO THE FUCK'S THERE, GODDAMNIT? Knock Knock. PLEASE STOP IT STOP IT OH GOD STOP IT Knock Knock SWEET DEAR JESUS GOD CHRIST STOPSTOPOHGODSTOPITNOW Knock Knock. FORGODSSAKECOMEIN. Hello, Mark. Oh, hi, Steven.

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