What's red bubbly and spins around? A baby in a microwave

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Faithful men.

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Your Momma is sooooo poor, she struggles day by day to feed you and your 8 siblings while keeping a roof over your head.

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What's better than doing the Hannah Montana's hoedown-throwdown? Throwin' that ho down.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer Roses are red

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Knock Knock Come in! :)

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What did the gay kid in high school say? I'm straight.

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whats funnier than 24?????????????????????????????????????????? 25

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Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9 8 7

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

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A homeless man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What will it be?" The homeless man says, "Nothing. I have no money."

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Q:What do you find in the middle of a pile of dead babies? A:Another dead baby!

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whats worse then having sex with a blonde? having sex with a cactus

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What happened to the boy who ate a piece of his Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

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Whats worse than peeing blood? Dying.

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Horse with a chair on his head.

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Once you go black, you have a high chance of being in an interracial relationship.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a gay bar. They are closet homosexuals and are searching for partners to engage in consensual sexual intercourse with.

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Three men walk into a bar and suffer permanent brain damage

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Paddy Englishmen, Paddy Irishmen and Paddy Scotsman walk into a bar. They realise that they all share a common name and make a casual joke about it.

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Why did the dog get arrested? He didn't the people responsible for causing the dog fight got arrested for animal abuse.

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Your mother is so ugly corrective surgery would not be able to improve her appearance

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How did the little boy fall off his bycicle? Prior to this incident, a psychopathetic killer murdered his family. Therefore, to escape the killer, the boy got onto his bycicle in hopes of manuvering away from the threat. Since it was nighttime he did not notice the fault in the asphalt.( No ryhme intendid.) From flipping over his handlebars, he fell unconcious. Upon the killer spotting the boy, he sliced his head off and left the scene to not be spotted by police.

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Anti Joke

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