Whats smells like a banana and is purple? A banana, I lied about the purple thing.

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Two nerds walk into a bar. The effects of alcohol do not discriminate based upon the social status of said consumer.

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Want to get shot? Go to Virginia Tech. Too Soon?

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A man violently rapes a small child. Unfortunately the child has aids and gives them to the man.

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What worse that punching a baby? Stabing one.

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Whats worse tan finding a worm in your apple? Being touched by Michael Jackson

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Two cows in a field one says Moo the other says, Moo

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Man goes into a bar and orders 7 shots, the bartender says "Long day, huh?", the Man says yeh then goes home and kills himself.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the Farmer had treated the Chicken and the rest of his family with great distaste, thus angering the Chicken to the point of rebellion against the Farmer with hopes of inspiring the other abused farm animals to act likewise.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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what do you call a black man that killed somebody? a murderer.

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If woman that have big breasts work at Hooters, then do woman with one leg work at Ihop?

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Why was little Bobby Smith crying on Christmas day? Because the doctor diagnosed him with terminal cancer.

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, but the very next day, your body rejected the transplant and you died.

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Why did the moose cross the road? Migration.

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? because 7 brutally beat and raped 9

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Q: Who wants a chick with big breasts? A: Everyone apparently, because chickens are being genetically engineered that way because people are racist about what part of the chicken then want to eat. The white meat or the dark meat. Guess what? Now they can't walk because they are top heavy. And who's fault is that? The people who only eat the white meat.

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Once upon a time, A lonely man was living in the woods. He died of exhaustion, dehydration, starvation, and bacterial infection. The end. Once upon a time, Another lonely man was living in the woods. He built a house, made a well, made a farm, got married, had kids, and had a wonderful life. The end.

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Three men are sitting in a tub. One of them says "Toss me the soap." The second one says "Toss me the shampoo." The third one says "Toss me the toaster."

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Q: Why did the dog bark? A: it cant talk.

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black people

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why are black people so good at basketball? because they understand the fundamentals, work hard at becoming better, and have fun playing the game/

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Is this the krusty Crab? No you idiot this is a phone!!!!!

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After pursuing a speeding vehicle for 10km at speeds ranging from 120 - 160km/h, the police officer managed to stop the driver. The driver of the vehicle rolled down the window and asked, "What seems to be the problem officer?" to which the police officer replied, "It sounds like one of your cylinders is firing incorrectly, you have a fairly large amount of carbon build-up on and around your exhaust pipe."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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