- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many cucumbers dos it take to change a light bulb? none. cucumbers cant change light bulbs. dumbass.

How did the little boy get lost? He didnt he got dragged into a van and was raped violently.

I was gonna make a joke about a my dick... Racecar

Why haven't any women go to the moon? Cause it still doesn't need cleaning.

your mother is so fat that her doctor advised her to stick to a strict diet and exercise routine to help her lose weight

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesnt rhyme And your entire family died trying to fly to your house for Christmas. They crashed into a orpanage for death children. There were no survivors.

WHY DO IDIOTS RIGHT STUPID JOKES BECAUSE THEY HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO WITH THERE LIVES.

How do you get 100 Jews into a car? You can't. It's physically impossible.

pickles are green infection is yellow all the girls i know call me a good fellow

What did the African-American toddler from Compton get for his birthday? Most likely nothing, seeing as his father left his mother briefly after his birth, and his mother uses all of her money to feed her heroin addiction.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -None, they will pay for somebody else to do it

A guy walks into a bar and says "ouch!" The bartender says "are you okay?" "Yeah I just stubbed my toe" Then the guy walks it off, and then orders a drink.

knock,knock whos there? teddybear. teddybear who? a teddybear killed your family.

Q: You and a thousand other people are suddenly bursting in flames at a park, there is a big barrel of water just a few steps away from you, what do you do in order to save the people that truly matter? A: Stop drop and roll, duh!

Why is my girlfriend pregnant? We wanted an abortion

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What did the snoop dog have for breakfast? Weed

why did the chicken cross the street dude get your facts right it is the road ok well why did the chicken cross the street LEAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What is the similarity between an elephant and a grape? Absolutely nothing. One is an animal, while the other is a fruit.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road and not have their motives questioned.

A stranger pulls up next to a little boy walking home from school. The stranger offers the boy a ride home. The boy says yes, gets in the car, and is driven home as promised

Why did the sperm swim back? cos he realised that he was in someones anus!

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