- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ....Because based on modern mathematics the shortest distance between two points is a straight line.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food on the other side

Why didn't the teenager go to high school? He was murdered

Why doesnt mexico have an olympic team? Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim in already in america.

Why does Eric Clapton use a Mac? Because he prefers Macs.

Whats black and red inside? A black guy

Why did the chicken cross the road? To reach his desired destination.

whats worse than a dead baby two dead babies what could be worse than that? constapation

What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get down.

Who hangs out with a girl all day every day while he's dating her for 4 months and still doesn't get his wiener touched. Adam claypool

Hey, what do you call Sarah Palin? A Republican.

Q Whats Yellow, Has a body, And has a Spiky head ? A a pineapple

What if the rest of you value something wrong?

Yo mama's so fat, she's at risk for a number of obesity related disseases, including diabetes, hypertension, and heart dissease.

Person 1: So now that were friends on facebook, you wanna hang out? Person 2: No I'd rather not.

Why was the little girl crying? Her parents got divorced yesterday.

Q: What did the skeleton order when he walked into a bar? A: A beer and a mop.

On christmas, a bunch of happy kids get machine guns for christmas.Meanwhile in afghanistan, a bunch of dissapointed kids are getting ice skates.

Adam Claypool walks into a bar. He immediately sucks the bartender's dick because he is the biggest queer anyone has ever seen

If God gives you lemons you find a new God

How many blodnes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Approximately 17. with the addition of 6 brunettes.

wat is osama bin ladin's favorite sport grenade catch

What's black and white and red all over? A racially integrated society.

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