- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so old that she most likely will die soon.

A man walked into a bar and said "Ouch".

politically correct!

Somebody has robbed your house, how do you gather evidence? Look for traces of watermelon or chicken bones.

What would Micheal Jackson do if he were alive today? THRILLER! THRILLER! THRILLERS NIGHT!

I hate it when I get an erection and it pushes Pluto out of orbit.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: he was sucidal because his kids hate him and his wife cheated on him.

Q: Why was the cook put in jail. A: He has killed 2 people and robbed several stores

i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

Where do you find a vegetable? Where you left him

you know whats worse than being cold? being colder

why are marcos hands all swetty. he just got done giving a hand job to joe.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red... That depends in how hard you throw them.

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm A nimals

Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

Why are black people not allowed to play football? They are.

Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

what is racecar backwards in reverse

In a galaxy far, far, away.... There were quasars, stars, and various sized meteors.

What did the southern uncle say to his nephew when he woke up? Good morning, son.

Twinkle Twinkle little whe close youre legs youre not a door. youre gonna get an S,T,D, youree only wanted cause youre free... Twinkle Twinkle little Whe youre cheeper then the dollar store

Did you just fall from heaven? If not I'm gonna beat the shit out of you

That is so fetch

Want to hear what's totally out of this world? Not wasting a whole page of space for something that doesn't even vaguely resemble a joke. [L]

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