- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man hit by a bus? Dead

Q: Whats the difference between a table and a Mexican? A: You tell me.

Q: What do you call an anti-joke? A: An anti-joke

Happy Birthday!! Have some meth cupcakes.

What kind of toy do you give to a dead baby? A death rattle.

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

what is differnt about a boyscout and a jew? the boyscout comes back from camp

What's funnier than throwing a baby off a bridge? Everything, if you think that's funny, you're a terrible person.

What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Mr Dalgleish in a formal setting, Kenny in an informal one.

Whats faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

Sex education in Texas.

Did u hear about the fire at the circus? 12 people died.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

MILLERS FUNNY LIKE A JEW

Q. What did Nelson say to his men before they boarded ship? A. "Board ship men"

whats black and hangs from my tree a plum

I do not want to know, you want to TELL ME so that I can increase the potency of the hypnotic suggestion by... Lets say... A number that if I said would work instantly? I wrote CONDOMS ARE FOR PUZZIES... Which kinda makes sense... Just a line, from the worst game ever.

Knock Knock! Whos there? Doctor! Doctor who? exactly.. how did you know?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw a piece of food that looked yummy, and he wanted to eat it. Unfortunately, the chicken was run over by a car and died.

Why did the carpenter cry? Somebody killed his family.

Science fact: what would happen if you lined up all the veins in your body? You would die.

Whats gay, has a nice ass, and can such a mad dick? Everyone at LNS, including me, Glenn. Just kidding I like bitches.

A horse walked into a bar and ordered a drink. It was nothing out of the ordinary because the Everett-Wheeler interpretation of quantum mechanics is correct and he lived in a parallel universe in which the roles of humans and horses are reversed.

The other day, a buddy of mine gave me some of his sandwich. "My wife made it," he said. "It's really good," I answered. We chewed in silence after that.

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