What does a black guy and an apple have in common? They're both apples except for the black guy

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Why didn't the lolipop taste like anything to the boy beacuse he was aborted

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What do you say to a friend named Alex? The Game

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A man walks into a bar later at night & the bartender says how was your day the man replies "well I found out my mom is a raging crack addict, my grampa has alzheimer's & i have terminal cancer" how was yours the bartender says "I found out im Hitlers lost son".

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Whats white and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a fridge in a denim jacket :D

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What did the wife say to her husband when he arrived home from work? Nothing. She cried over his coffin. Her husband was a marine who died in a car bombing in Iraq.

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What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

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Knock Knock Who is there? The IRS coming to take your house

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What do you do when life gives you Oranges? You make lemonade and life wonders how you did it

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What did the cop say to the black man being arrested? His Miranda rights.

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Oh you expected a funny joke? Oh well

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Gandalf and Dumbledore had a son, her name wasn't.

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? I throw a refrigerator at him.

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If you are floating down main street in a canoe and your front right propeller falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a doghouse? None, because ice cream doesn't have bones

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kids make accidents in the backseat of your car but u and your wife made an accident in the backseat and thats how you got that rottten troll that makes accidents in the car!!

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how many strippers can you fit into a garage? as many as you wanted depending on the size of the garage, but after so many gathered in the same building it is a good probability that some strippers would leave.

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Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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What do you think when you see an asian woman behind the wheel of a car? She's very attractive.

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Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

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How do you make a black man cry? Stab his wife.

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''Levi Johnston is running for mayor of Wasilla, Alaska. Ironically, many of the babies he'll kiss on the campaign trail will be his own.''

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Why did the baby fall out of the trees? Cause it was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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