- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

A blue whale walks into a bar. The bartender says "What can I get for you?" The blue whale says "EEEEEEYYYYYYYOOOOHHHHHMMMMMMM"

Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

What do you get when you cross a rock and a paper bag? A rock inside of a paper bag.

What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing you insensitive ass!

ANTONI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What did the single guy do on Valentine's Day? Celebrate his birthday since he was born on the same day.

What has legs but can't walk? A table...or a dog with four broken legs.

i Have read and agreed to the terms of service

"hey woody can i ask you a question" "sure buzz" "why is it your name is woody but they use me as a vibrator"

Nickelback.

What's the difference between 4 and 6? 2.

your momma is so fat she has diabetes

Why did the man fall on the floor? He had a heart attack.

What is green and had wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.....

Enough Red to share, RAWR! With me only though! But hey, do me a favor wear your glasses not your contact lenses. "That anime" do you watch anime? Or hentai or whatever?

You're as useful as Baby P's dummy.

What is worse than tripping over a stone, and falling face first into a dog shit, Not much..

I need to start studying.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because it is very difficult for someone with a vision impairment to operate a vehicle.

Two muffins are sitting in the oven. One says wow its hot in here the other muffin said HOLY SHIT ITS A TALKING MUFFIN

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