- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call cheese that isnt yours? Stolen cheese.

Doctor, doctor, I think I've got a problem! Correct, you have got acute cancer, you have 2 months to live.

What's worse than being annal raped by a black man? Well lots of things are but being raped by a guy who has around a 7 inch penis may be hurtful I'm sure being cut open and eaten alive may be worse;)

Me - "Wanna hear something that will make me laugh?" giggles friend - "Sure." teehee if anyone gets it.

A duck walks into a bar. A horse walks into a bar. A cow walks into a bar. A bear walks into a bar. The owner tells them to get out, but they can't understand humans. So they just stayed there.

Roses are red Violets are blue You don't want to be my valintine I'm going to shoot myself.

why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

One day a man discovered he could suck his own penis. Unfortunately he was heterosexual and could derive no pleasure from doing so as he was acutely aware of the fact he had a penis in his mouth.

Why did the boy climb the tree? To get to the top. - Driiiftz

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How did the black kid pass his exam? He studied.

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what is the worst thing a bout four black men driving a Cadillac off a cliff? they were my friends

Why did the black man have blood on his hands? He was a surgeon

Roses are Tits Violets are Tits I love Tits TITS!

Why did the man look up into the sky? carrot cake

Q. What do you call a white guy with a black dick? A. Gay

Roses are Red ?And sometimes yellow ? My mother is mellow ? Billy you have cancer ?

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get back before curfew.

What's short, ruthless, and asian? Kim Jong Ill

I'm on the ABC diet. The ABC stands for: Americans British Chinese I eat humans.

What did the doctor say to his patient? You have stage IV Ovarian Cancer.

Q: What is black, white and red all over? A: Interracial sex during the time which the bible has decreed as abhoration.

A duck walks into a bar. He sees Khloe Kardashian sitting on a barstool. The duck runs out of the bar screaming.

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