Q-What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? A-Where's my tractor?

Roses are red, violets are blue That's a fact.

How can you tell if a joke is skept? Tell it to raysean and see if he laughs

Q: How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: One

How many baby can u fit in a cup? A: it depends how strong ur blender is How do you get them out? A: tortilla chips

I killed someone on minecraft.

What do you call a Simon with no arms and legs? Simon

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? rockband

They don't call it Bangkok for nothing.

Why did the black guy stop drinking his kool-aid? He learned of its high sugar content and began to drink a glass of water as a healthier option.

Why did the frog cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

Why didn't children go to their grandma at summer? Cause, they were hit by a car earlier that year and they are dead.

Why did the man fall of his bicycle? Because someone threw a fridge at him

why do mexicans get made fun of

What's wrong with a muslim flying a plane? Nothing you racist

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: You were adopted.

Q. What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? A. Get in the car Robin.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? - Because it died.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Noideer! No.Blind What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still Noideer! No, it's basically dead

Why did little Suzy fall down? She got shot.

Can you help jack Off. The elephant?

What did the plane say to the twin towers on 9/11 - Nothing, how do you expect planes to talk, stop hallucinating and stop with the drugs

What did the dead baby say to horse? Nothing, it was dead

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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