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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is an elephant big, gray and lumpy? Because if it was small, white and smooth it would be an Asprin.

How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Women age like a fine wine: sediment develops as they lose their tannins, and earthy notes of oak and mineral develop in their flavor profile, giving them a lengthened finish.

What is a name of a kid with down syndrome. Adam Hebeison

What happend to the Jew when he was near the fire place He very carefully tended to it

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Yo Mama!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

Yo mamas so greasy that she has a beard

A jew, a catholic, and a muslim walk into a bar. Within minutes, they begin to argue about religion. After a few hours of intense debate, all three left dissatisfied and upset.

Yo momma is so fat, that when I went over to your house and accidentally stepped on a skateboard, yo momma came out and said "get the %$^# off the skateboard!"

Why did FiddleBob Joe chuck a stick of butter out the window? Because he wanted to see a butter fly

How do you kill a blonde? Pull the pin and throw it back...then proceed to paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Q: How to make a man who suffers from hypochondria want to kill himself? A: You take a shet on his face.

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What's worse then the Boston bombing? The Texas bombing, considering Texas is a much bigger region then Boston.

Why did I write this joke Because I'm board as hell

What is worse than blue balls for a guy? Depending on the girl, absolutely nothing. Moral: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

A man serves his wife dinner. She laughes and tells him it tastes funny. He then procedes to tell her that is because he put large amounts of poision into the food.

How many Spanish people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Uno

Your mom is so ugly that she had self-esteem problems and severe depression as a teenager due to merciless bullying due to her looks, however she overcame this, found a man who loved her for who she was, and then married him. She now lives a happy life.

A black man walks in to a 7 Eleven with a gun in his left pocket. He innocently walks over to the place where they keep all the hostess treats, and decides to purchase a pack of crumb donuts. The gun was purely for self defense, it was a bad neighborhood.

Why was little Timmy so fast? Because he's tied up in the trunk of a speeding car.

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