I was raped oh no he's coming HELP ahhhhhhhhfkaek.k.k.k.k.k.k. vmruieao3 vxm v

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What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing they just waved

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A man walks into a bar his alcoholism is tearing his family apart

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what does mandy enjoy on weekends a load of cum in her face

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A mother with a bum hip and her son go to walk up a set of stairs in the mall. The floor was slippery because the janitor just mopped the floor. They decide to take the elevator instead.

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Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

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Why did the cupcake walk into the bar? It can't it's a cupcake

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Q: Whats worst then losing your wallet? A: Giving birth to a dead baby.

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what did the man say to his wife? I love you

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Three girls are eating icecream one girl sucks on her icecream the second girl licks on her icecream and the third girl bites on her icecream. Q: Which of the three girls is married? A: The girl with the wedding ring.

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Yo mommas so fat that when people look at her they say things like "shes bigger than me"

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Once upon a time there was a magical duck in a magical kingdom. Nothing interesting ever happened to it and it was eaten by a magical fox.

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why didn't santa deliver any presents this christmas? Because he isn't real

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How do you kill a pirate? Throw him of a bridge

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Getting up, the 2nd hardest thing in the morning.

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Yo mamas so ugly that when she went to an ugly contest the host said "sorry no Professionals"

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Justin Bieber.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He died! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was attached to the first! Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game! Why did the fridge fall out of the tree? The branch broke! Why did Sally fall off her bike? She got hit by three monkeys and a fridge!

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If an aeroplane falls from 15,000 feet in the air and crashes into and orphanage is it possible that no-one will get hurt? No,the aeroplane will destroy the orphange hurting the property value.

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Eeny meeny miny moe, Catch a piglet by its toe, If it squeals let it go, Or you'll be arrested for animal abuse and receive a heavy fine.

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I like my coffee the same way I like my women: without a penis!

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What can fly, but is always under you? A flying worm.

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What did the coconut say to the lizard? Nothing, the coconut fell off the tree and killed the lizard.

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what did the women with no arms and legs say to her daughter? go to your room.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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