- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the guy say to the other guy? nothing because right before he was going to say something he was hit by a truck and got knocked out for 11 hours and right before he was going to wake a plane crashed into the hospital and everybody died except for two gay guys.

wounds are red bruises are blue I've got five fingers the middle ones for you

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing they just waved

A man walks into a bar his alcoholism is tearing his family apart

hey how do you turn the Xbox controller off thats easy turn the xbox off.

Nah

what did the white man say to the mexican man when the mexican stepped in poop? you have poop on your toe

Its true... Chuck Norris has no hair on his balls. Because hair doesnt grow on steel.

why did i come to this site i was doing a school easy about the anti-apartheid movement

What do you call a black man with a hammer in his head? Dead.

Where can I apply for janitor school?

Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

what did one dinosaur say to the other? "rawr"

What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

VAL SUCKS

What did Robert Kardashian say at O.J.'s most recent trial? Nothing. He died of esophagal cancer

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Banana you glad I didn't say 'Orange?'"

Q. Why did the car break dance? A. I dont know!

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

Barney is a dinosaur We see on medication! And when we are high on drugs He's a hallucination!

What do you call a black woman that flys a plane? - a pilot...

What do you call a black person living in the US? An African American.

There were 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair because hair color varies depending on genetics.

A blind man cant see this joke, so I probably shouldnt write it..

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