tuna fish dolphins sharks idk

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A stripper walks into a bar. She works there.

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A black man, a Mexican man, and a cop are walking in downtown New York. So are tens of thousands of other people, because it is a very large and diverse city.

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a blond, a brunette, and a redhead are stuck on top of a mountain. they freeze to death and the rescue team discovers their frozen bodies two days later.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

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What did one umbrella say to the other umbrella? Nothing, umbrellas cannot instigate a conversation, because they cannot talk.

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What happens when you roll a quarter down the street in Mexico? It rolls for a small period of time but eventually it falls over and stops rolling because quarters aren't able to roll very far on imperfect surfaces.

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Your mamma's so fat she has been called morbitally obese

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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if life hands u melons, make melonade.

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what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

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An escalade with 5 black men crashes off a cliff and all of them die. this is terrible. an escalade seats 7.

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where did juan go after getting hit by a bus? the ground

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Can a nine iron? No, but a tucan.

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What did the Japanese man name his black baby? -Som Ting Wong :)

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THIS!!!!!!! IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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How did the fireman get the cat out the tree? He sprayed it with a hose, killing it in the process.

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What did the lawyer name his daughter? Amanda.

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If you peel my skin off, I won't cry, but you will. What am I? A human being with a high pain threshold.

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Yo mama so dumb, she studied for a blood test.

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A Jew walked into Germany. He never walked back out.

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oh no a butt!!!!!!!!!! your stubid oh wait your right ahhhhhhhhhh

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How are you doing today? I'm fine...Except for the rape.

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