- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Man says, "Hello" Girl, "Do you wanna go out?" Man, "With you?" Girl, "YES!" Man, "NO, bye!"

A black man, a white man and a Mexican walk into a bar. They have a beer, enjoy some pleasant conversation, then go home to their families.

Evidently, in order to get any person of an object (most notably a swing) you must hit them with some form of large and/or sharp object.

Laugh.

Roses are red violets are blue, I more do like pink like the holes are in you.

Your mom.

A dog walks into the local newspaper to place an ad. The dog writes; "woof woof, woof woof woof." Receptionist: You know you can ad another two woofs for the same price? Dog: Well that wouldn't make any sense at all?

How do you stop a dog from barking? Cut it's head off

Why doesnt the chicken wear any pants? His pecker is on his head

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, 32!

Why did the little girl fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? I don't know but it's not the little girl.

Roses are red. Violets are violet. Violet is a color already.

What's black and is hanging from a tree in my backyard? Avocados.

The $5.00 Foot-long at Subway's is actually $5.45 due to tax.

A Minister a Priest and a Rabi walk into a bar, they are not setting a very good example.

Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have multi-personality disorder. Patient: Which one of us?

Why couldn't the black baby swim? Babies do not posses the muscular capacity nor technique to enable them to properly swim.

What do you call a black kid with a backpack? I don't know.

What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

A man walked into my repair shop asking why his TV didn't work. I told him it was broken.

Q: Why did the man get stabbed? A: I don't know.

What did the dog say to his own poop? You gonna eat that?

jim is constantly asking bob the same questions, bob brings this to attention and suggests that jim might have amnesia. jim agrees and they move on iwth the conversation. minutes later jim asks a simaler question brought to attention earlier because he has amnesia

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