What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

A man walks into a bar and sees two girls making out. He orders a drink and leaves.

What do you get when you mix a dog and a fish? A hot fillet.

What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

what's worse then a blowjob?

I took a shower yesterday. You have no idea how hard it was sneaking that thing out of Home Depot.

What do a pizza man and a gynecologist have in common? They are both hardworking members of the community!

What's black and can't swim? A black shirt.

Q: are you gay? A: maybe

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What did the black guy say after coming home from school? "I just got home from school."

Hitler: A jew walked into a bar... jokes, it was a gas chamber

What Do You Call A Fake Noodle? ----An Impastaaa!!!!!

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

a man walks into a bar some other people get up and greet him as they are his friends. he then has a great night with his friends. he goes home and goes to sleep. he wakes up with a man next to him

A woman is carried out of a bar.

Why did Lucy fall out of the tree? Because she sting by a wasp.

man: im hungry can i have a sandwich wife: go make one man: then what are you gonna do

What crawls on the ground and shoots arrows? Legless Legolas.

3 guys walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

What does a kid with no arms and legs get for christman.... Cancer...

How do you save Africa. Put a rash of bacon in and envelope.

What did chad do when his friends came over? I'm not much of a fiction man personally.

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