- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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(SAY KATCHUP AND LICKER AFTER EVERY SENTENCE) FOR BREAKFEAST I HAD (KATCHUP AND LICKER) FOR LUNCH I HAD I SEE MY GIRL FRIEND AT THE MALL SO I (KATCH UP AND LICK HER

What is the difference between John and John Nothing

What's worse than the Holocaust? Someone born in the 1970s feeling self-righteous about defending the victims.

What do you do if you see a cat crossing the street? Hit it of course!

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

Why do black people have white hands? Palms and soles are not in direct sunlight, and therefore less amounts of melanin are produced in those regions.

Where would it be hard to find handicapped parking? At the paralympics.

Ask me if I'm a tree..... "are you a tree?" No.

Whats worse than the dole. The SRC!!!

BEST PLACE IN THE WORLD COPENHAGEN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How do you blind an Asian? Rip out his eyeballs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

Dora the explorer went on an adventure. sadly, all of the animals in the forest, including boots the monkey and swiper the fox, kill her as a sacrifice to an unknown God

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Why didn't the teenager go to high school? He was murdered

Q: Why was the balloon scared of unicorns? A: Buses dont exist therefore the balloon was just insane.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

knock knock who's there bob bob who bob marley who else

What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

I own two ferrets. I was merely stating something factual.

Whats the difference between a black an white guy? They have different skin tones

I flipped through the Yellow Pages, made a few calls, and found the Chinese man I was looking for.

Why was billy made fun of his whole life? Because he's mentally retarded

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