What's the number 1 tip to burning stomach fat? Lighting yourself on fire.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rocky was chasing him

You dropped something.... Yo lip

How many Russians can you fit in a Mini Cooper? It depends on how big they are.

What did Anne Frank say to the Nazis who found her? Please be gentle.

What do you call two black guys holding up a store? Really strong.

why did the firefighter let the fire burn... becuase of inattentivieness. he will soon be fired.

Q. What's white, has an orange bill, and looks like a swan? A. a swan

What do you get when John pulls your toe off the waterfall and takes three from an caramel? -6 to the power of golf.

How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get him a ladder and help him down.

im watching you..

Q: Why did Grandma fall down the stairs? A: Because she had a brain hammerage

"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the grocery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons"

What do you get when you cross a spoon and a fork? A spoon crossed with a fork.

Why wouldn't the baby boy stop crying when the babysitter was in the room? Because he put cigarettes out on him.

What do fish and dogs have in common they are both animals

A black man and a midget walk into a bar. They notice the beverages are unreasonably priced so they leave.

What do black people and tornadoes have in common? - It only takes one to destroy a neighborhood.

Q:Where was The Declaration of Independence signed? A: At the bottom

Knock Knock CUM IN!

Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face.

What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

My friend and I were telling jokes the other day. Ha said " I've run out of dead baby jokes!" to which I replied " I've run out of dead babies."

I going to the kitchen to make a #sandwich.....oh wait this isn't twitter

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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