A man walks into a bar. Realizing he forgot his ID, he leaves.

A: my name is Joe and i like onion B: ok

Whats has 6 wheels and can fly? A dumpster, I lied about the flying.

Refrigerator

What did the ghost say when it stubbed its toe? Ow

A black guy walks into a shop, takes a shirt, and then he pays for it.

How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? It doesn't matter, the only chuck that matters is Chuck Norris.

A woman walks into a bar.

Sally went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. She was exhausted and died of dehydration at the top.

A man with his masters degree, has a great job, and gets good money. Has a wife and kids. He is very successful.

Hey, you know what sucks about being blind? You can see.

What did one cake say to the other? You wanna piece of me?!?

Roses are red violets are blue I have a gassing chamber and you are a jew

How did little Jimmy survive the 20 story fall? He couldn't he died from the last fall, aren't you paying attention?

There are 2 men are standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is named Peter

How do you make a person who wins the lottery sad? You threaten to kill his family.

Why did Sandy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sandy.

An Irish man walks past a bar... it could happen...

What do you call a bunch of mexicans jumping out of a truck a family with not alot of money to afford a car so they are forced to ride a truck that can barely fit them all

A man wanted to kill himself.. He did.

Haha, I get it..

1 out of 4 questions. How do you get a girrafe in a fridge? Open it, put the girrafe in, and close it.

David Copperfield (the magician you moron). "I will now perform my greatest act yet!" Everyone applauded as he put the screaming woman (for effects you know) into the first end of the meatgrinder, and surprisingly grinded meat came out the other side! And the woman? She disappeared... forever! *applause* Moral: BRAVO! BRAVO!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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