There's a black guy in a house. What's he doing there? He owns it.

I would write a racist joke, but racism is offensive

Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face.

How do you make a japanese man horny? Mutilate his girlfriend

what do you call a jew hanging from a tree? dead

You might be a redneck if you have red on your neck

What did the paralyzed kid get for his 18th birthday? A boner.

I going to the kitchen to make a #sandwich.....oh wait this isn't twitter

My friend and I were telling jokes the other day. Ha said " I've run out of dead baby jokes!" to which I replied " I've run out of dead babies."

What did the man say when he realized that he was late for work? "Shit, I'm late for work."

Whats red and bad for your teeth? Bricks

A: my name is Joe and i like onion B: ok

What happened the homeless guy's home? A meteor fell on it.

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

What do cows and grass have in common? They both say "moo", except for the grass.

Q: What did the priest say to the small child. A: Rite?

Whats has 6 wheels and can fly? A dumpster, I lied about the flying.

A ghost walks into a bar. Nobody sees it because it is a supernatural entity.

A man walks into a bar. Realizing he forgot his ID, he leaves.

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

Why do black people drink cool-aid? Because it tastes good.

what has two feet and is black all over? your mom after she died in a horrific house fire.

What did the ghost say when it stubbed its toe? Ow

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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