- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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interviewer: young man, do you think you can handle a variety of work? Young man: I ought to be able to. I’ve had 12 different jobs in 4 months.

What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

A Black Man Walks Into an Office For A Job Interview. The Meeting Goes Very And He Soon Has A Very Nice Steady Job.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

A man had come into a bar. No wait, it was a horse. A man had come into a horse.

Why was a black person on the run, being trailed by police officers? They were all late to work; their work places were coincidentally situated near each other.

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

How do you make a retard make a sound like a dog? Douse him in gasoline and light him on fire. WOOF!

What's the difference between a car and a sack of dead babies? I don't keep a car in my garage.

Why couldn't the prostitute give a proper blow job..... She had no lips

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. So is my eye. I get abused.

Knock Knock. Please stop peddling your religion on my doorstep. .

what do you call mexicans in a circle around a house? a spicket fence

Q) What did the cowboy say to the astronaut? A) Howdy.

What did the little girl with no legs or arms get for Christmas? Cancer. Knock knock? Who's there? Not that little girl.

A little boy was taken away in a black van with the promises of candy and a puppy of his very own. What he received? That fore mentioned, and more. The more? Ass rape

What is white and can't climb trees? Powdered sugar.

i have a christmas tree.

What's red and smells like blue paint? red paint

Why did the sky turn gray? Yes because she thought it meant a quarterback.

I like my women how I like my coffee; without a penis.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy Wuzzy died of cancer

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