People are a lot like slinkies. Not really good for anything, but still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

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A man walks into a bar, he says ouch.

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Why wasn't Steve paying attention in class? Because he was dead.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Shark bait.

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What's faker than a rich mexican? A unicorn smoking weed

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Q. What's the best thing to do before you get in a car accident? A. There's actually not much you can do in a car accident, considering you probably will never expect it, and it happens relatively too fast to react.

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Harry to Voldemort: Your mother is so fat, her patronus is a cake!

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The Charlotte Bobcats winning more than 10 games

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A Russian drinking something other than vodka.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Why didn't Sally get back up? She had no legs Guess who's getting prosthetic legs for Christmas! Not Sally.

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Q: What would happen if you threw a red brick into the black sea? A: It would get wet.

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what did the kid with no legs gat for her birthday? A soccer ball! I feel bad for this young girl.

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Vote this down and get DOXED

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A- Knock knock. B- Who's there? A- The interrupting doctor. B- The interrupt- A- You have cancer.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A little boy who can't reach the doorbell.

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What sinks quickly to the bottom of a river? Your dead parents.

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Anonymous. Anonymous who? Exactly.

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Why cant kellen heller drive? She was born with the disabilities of being blind and deaf, thus rendering her unable to operate a vehichle.

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I was just thinking of how much i laughed at the challenger launch.

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A mute man writes a joke that would only be funny to blind people.

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ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...................... Wats so funny?

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Whats the difference between a Cadillac and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

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roses are red violets are blue some poems make sense banana monkey glue

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Friend's sister: how many seconds are in 12 o'clock Friend: alot Friend's sister: WELL THEN 12 O'CLOCK IS A REWERJAJSBDKDJDHRJRJFHFKRJRIDBDKSBSDJ *slams door*

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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