How did sarah break her arm? She was in a tragic car accident. An ambulance arrived and quickly rushed her to the hospital where she was cared for by medical professionals.

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What's red and invisible? We don't know that it's red.

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What would happen if you put a marshmellow in a tractor Because 7, 8, 9

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What is the difference between menstrual blood and sand? You can't gargle sand.

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Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am color-blind, I hate my life

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Why was the boy at the funeral? Because he was dead.

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What did the red paint say to the blue paint? They said nothing. Paints don't talk and you need to see a doctor if you answered anything else.

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What happen? Idk...

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why was there a fish in a fish tank ? because if it wasnt it would die

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Who would win Coolio or Vannlia Ice? nieth because Chuck Norris did a round house kick.

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Why did the black man fall asleep in the unemployment line? Because he was dangerously fatigued from staying up all night weeping passionately into the arms of his wife after losing his high-earning job of twenty years after the CEO of the company declared bankruptcy and finding out that his only daughter was in the hospital in critical condition after her school bus flipped off a bridge.

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why did the physics major drop out of college? because he stumbled onto a finding that made him contemplate life so much that he needed to go to africa to study where the source of the finding where he later caught AIDS from an infected village person, he was later flown back to the US where he was cured out of a miracle but later hanged himself because he was not allowed to go back to africa and find out the meaning of life.

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Oh no! I forgot the milk!

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whats the difference between me and callum ? one soul.

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Kindness is like peeing in your pants, Everyone can see the results, but only You can feel the warmth

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What did Jean Luc Picard say to Data when he saw a broken Janome Overlocker? Make it Sew

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Your momma is so hot your dad married her. She then slept around with other men. Your dad found out and now they're divorced.

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Why is a chicken coupe, a coupe not a sedan? Because a sedan would have four doors.

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nock nock who's there is me u idiot we aranged this yesterday

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Guess what my nephew said yesterday? oh wait, i forgot hes dead..

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Wanna here a joke? To bad you can't your black.

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Without geometry life would be pointless

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Why do you put babies in the blender feet first? To hear them scream.

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A man walks into the office for an appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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