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I know a black person. His name is Mikey.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's green and shitty? A bootleg stick.

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A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

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What's Mackaulay Culkin's favorite salad dressing? Neverland Ranch.

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What did Santa call the prostitute? Nothing. Santa isn't real.

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refridgerator

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Me: How can you tell if somebody's a Nazi? Friend: How? Me: Their killing people in a ghetto. Friend: My friend was shot in a ghetto. Me: So, does that make him a Jew? Friend: No, he was just killed in a big ass oven.

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When Geese fly in their 'V' formation, why is one line bigger than the other? There's more geese in that line.

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why can stevie wonder drive? He's blind

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What do you get when you put a blue bucket in the red sea? it gets wet

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Where did the taxi driver put his suitcase down? celery

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

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Women's Rights.

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Well that explains a lot, thank you.

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A panda walks into a bar. He eats but then is tranquilized and taken back to the zoo.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What's harder than breaking up with your girlfriend? A stone.

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Oh na na not today Oh na na maybe tommrow

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In some aspects, a fowl can be compared by many points to the Tyrannosaurus. But it is still comestible.

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What are the differences between a black man and a park bench? One's a chair and ones a person.

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Why did Little Jimmy cross the road? Little Jimmy doesnt have arms and legs, silly, he cant cross the road.

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why are black people so fast? because there black

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Two Eskimos are in a bath tub. One says pass the soap. The other says no soap; radio.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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