A horse walks into a bar, it broke both its legs and was then put down.

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A blinde and brunette are stranded on an island. They are never found and starve to death.

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Her tits are so big that they would provide adequate nourishment for any future offspring.

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knock knock no ones home

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whats worse than being payton johnson being black

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What do you call a deer in the wild? a deer

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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what is the difference between a a person and a book? people can walk

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Roses are Red, violets are blue,love can not tell how much I love you!!

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff. What's not pink and fluffy? Rape.

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why was the little boy crying? he wasnt, he died 2 weeks ago

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roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

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What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

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What is brown and salty? A pretzel.

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a skinny sumo wrestler

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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

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What's worse then falling off a buliding? Falling of a higher building.

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When Kurt Cobain was little, his mother told him to never play with guns but I guess it went through one ear and out the other.

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A man walks into a bar. What does he say? A: Ow.

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Chuck Norris is so strong that he could bench almost 250 pounds in his heyday.

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why did they bury bin laden at sea? because he died

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what does lady gaga and a vacuum have in common? nothing. lady gaga is a human and the other is a house hold item.

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Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: How the heck would I know? I don't Sally.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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