Your a bus driver, at the first stop, 4 people get on. At the second stop, 2 people get off. At the third stop, 7 people get off. At the fourth stop, everyone gets off. What is the bus drivers name?

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why are marcos hands all swetty. he just got done giving a hand job to joe.

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a jew walks out of a furnace

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I hate it when I get an erection and it pushes Pluto out of orbit.

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Q. What is the fastest animal in the world? A. An Ethiopian chicken.

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What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage.

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Why Was 6 Afraid of 7? Because 7 was a Pedophile

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What happened to the convict on death row? He died

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Why did the blonde flunk out of school? Because she was a fucking idiot.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not your cheese.

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Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely I should proably go to the hospital

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A man walks into a bar. He has had a tough day at work and unwinds with a beer. He goes home to his loving family. He makes love to his wife that night. It's good but not great.

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Dislike this.

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How did the black guy swim across the Atlantic? He didn't. He was prepared to, but then went on Expedia and found a ticket with Continental Airlines that was in his budget. He did not like the amount of service he recieved, and decided in the future he will save up and fly with a different company, or in fact swim across.

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Did you hear about the sale on the toyota cars from japan? if you can get it out of the water its free!

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms! Knock knock! Who'z there? Not Suzy.

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Why couldnt the woman wear her new necklace? She was decapitated

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What do shoes and boxes have in common Both will get squashed if a washing machine lands on one of them

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Friends are like potatoes - when you eat them they die.

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What did the Holocaust survivor say when asked about their memories in the deathcamps? A: I'd rather not think about it.

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Why did the black man pick up a bucket of fried chicken? Because it's delicious.

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A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

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I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow to the knee and had armor so it deflected off. Then I found out my wife was pregnant.

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My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

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