- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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This joke is the worst joke ever.

Where's my tractor?

What is red and has no legs? Half a baby.

Why were people laughing when Muhammad Ali signed autographs for his fans? He was making jokes regarding his Parkinson's syndrome in order to elevate an otherwise melancholy experience for the audience.

Two friends are arguing over who is the best pie maker. '' I've made pumpkin, apple, peach, cherry, blueberry, and sweet potato!" " Yeah well I've made all of those AND pecan!'' ''Yeah well have you ever made boysenberry pie?!" "No! What the hell!" in a calm tone " Yeah, me neither."

What's more traumatising than watching your dad raping a man? Watching a man raping your dad.

How many cops does it take to change a lightb- [Beaten to death by cops]

whats long, hard, and full of semen? A submarine

Why was the boy crying? Because his dad comes home drunk every night and beats him.

Want to hear what's totally out of this world? Not wasting a whole page of space for something that doesn't even vaguely resemble a joke. [L]

What do you call a man with no arms and legs? An amputee

Mom: Uncle toms coming home from the war Jimmy: What are we going to do Mom: Bury his coffin he hit a land mine .............. Jimmy: ^O^

On Tuesday mornings at 7:32 a.m., what is the square root of 31? I don't know, because it would be an irrational number of which is not possible to calculate without the aid of a calculator. However, the date and time would not affect the answer.

What's been hit millions of times? A woman married to an abusive husband.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he has no sense of living and no muscles to move.

What would Jesus do? Something that would in getting nailed to a piece of wood.

Every 60 seconds In Africa......... A minute passes.

Why didn't the ice cream cross the road? ??(?/?) ?. (KOREAN)

Ronan Parke, making Justin Bieber look straight since 2009

chuck norris multiplied by zero equals zero.

Why do black people love watermelon and fried chicken? Honestly who doesn't? Duh! Because most people do! Moral: Not so sure about the coolaid though...

Why did the black man drown? Because he didn't wait 30 minutes after eating.

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

In Soviet Russia, table flip you! ???? ? /(. - . \?

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