- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.why did the woman die A.she left the refrigerator door open then left the kitchen

who is an indian that can not shoot a bow and arrow? David

How many dogs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. Dogs don't have thumbs.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? It doesn't matter, the only chuck that matters is Chuck Norris.

Roses are red Violets are blue My body is ready I want you

What's the difference between an X-box and Michael Jackson? One is an inanimate object and the other is a human being.

Knock knock. Who's there? FedEx. FedEx who? Just kidding, it's hookers.

My real life is like my iPad I don't have an iPad.

I woke up today

Sally went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. She was exhausted and died of dehydration at the top.

What's worse than the Holocaust? A second Holocaust. What's worse than a second Holocaust? Being raped by Santa Claus. What's worse than that? NOTHING.

name one thing that is impossible!! A sober irishman

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

What's even worse than getting a parking ticket on your birthday? Child molestation.

HEY WATCH OUT FOR THAT TRUCK! What truck? Weird I could have sworn I saw a truck...

Q:Why did the bunny run up the hill? A:Because he can't run under it.

What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you? Someone else's cheese.

Your Mommas so scary slender is afraid of her -_-

Q. Whats long and and can drip out fluids? a tap.

hey timmy, wanna go to Disneyworld?! tough. 10 seconds later still no timmy

Have you seen the new Spiderman movie yet? No, Uncle ben hasn't seen it either.

What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

When life throws lemons at you, just give up and commit suicide!

German bedtime story: There once was a boy who liked to suck his thumbs. His mother told him to stop, but he wouldn't. So she cut of his thumbs. Now he has none. Goodnight.

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