- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the pepperoni say to the pepper We are both tacos

What do you call a black guy who gives out change? A cashier.

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

How do you get a person to stop talking to you? Ask nicely to please be quiet and let me talk.

A frenchman, an englishman, and an italian walk into a bar. They proceed to drink their beer in silence, because they can't understand each other one bit.

whats blue and fluffy? blue fluff.

How many chickens did Moses bring to the ark? 2

why does gamma not smile because he has strokes

Whats the difference between a 100 dead babies and a ferrari? One is an automobile and the other is a tragic reminder that SIDS is a serious and deadly problem.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Hearing the same holocaust joke seventeen times.

Man frantically runs into a bar, he suffers brain damage and cannot remember anything about his life. Though he tries to make everything go back to the way it once was, he and his wife grow distant and their family falls apart.

What did the big pickle say to the little pickle? "I'm black."

Why did Tiarnan not ride is bike to school today. Tiarnan's dead.

Why did the homeless man steal food from the local grocery store? He had not eaten in three days and was forced to steal or risk possible starvation.

What's the difference between Futurama and One Direction? Futurama only has one bender.

What's worse than being swallowed by a blue whale? Being swallowed by a bule whale with herpes.

Hellen Keller went to town a ridin on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it.. ashhlerthurbujahustar.

There was porn on the Internet I masturbated to it, but my parents caught me, and I can't ever leave the house again until I'm 18.

My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

Multi Orgasmic Pillow screechers

Two People go To Africa They have a lovely time they come home then go to Miami Florida after Florida they decide to go to germany sadly there was a plane crash and the two men fell into a pit of acid.

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? If I can't have you, I'm going to shoot you through the nails with a nail gun.

What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards? A woman who learns her place.

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