- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a sheep with big teeth? Mitch

What the the newly born male dog get for his first birthday? A loss of two testicles.

This is an anti-anti joke. I don't expect him to get it.

What is black and red? Something that is black and red.

What is the difference between a bright red Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why was the ginger angry with the manager of the hardware store? His smoke detector didn’t come with a snooze button.

How do you stop a air plane? You throw small infants into the turbine.

what is orange and sounds like a parrot? an orange parakeet

Well, there's one way...

Your mom is so poor she can't afford to buy herself nice things.

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm A nimals

Bob: What's red and goes ding-a-ling? Trudy: A red ding-a-ling? Bob: Yes. What's blue and goes ding-a-ling? Trudy: A blue ding-a-ling? Bob: No, they only come in red.

What happened to the convict on death row? He died

Why did the black man pick up a bucket of fried chicken? Because it's delicious.

What is black, white and red all over? A black man has been shot and a white paramedic is standing over him trying to save his life.

How are a cow and a wall the same? They both go "moo". Except for the wall.

Have you ever noticed how those little packets of sweetner are really handy to have around when you like your coffee to be sweeter than its default bitterness?

What do you get when you cross a rainbow with a unicorn, baby, helmet, a bag of sugar, some watermelons, and a jewish guy's hair? A rainbow unicorn baby helmet with a bag of sugar and some watermelons. and some jewish guy's hair.

what did the tree say when it fell down? Nothing it is humanly impossible for a tree to talk. Especially after it fell down. I mean that would hurt.

What do fish and shoe laces have in common? nothing.

A pirate walks into a bar, and the bartender asks, "why do you have a wheel in your pants?"

why can't timmy tie his shoes? Because timmy's an earth-worm

Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

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