What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? A good example of friendly competition.

What does the name Joe mean? Joe Mama! Egit

Why couldn't Little Johnny read his 3rd grade novel? His was repeatedly stabbed in his eyes.

Q: Suzy loves apples she will o anything to get her hands on an apple. A: You guys are so gullible!!! She DID eat Tom's apple. ...... then he killed her.

what's the difference between eric bristow and colin baker? eric bristow is brilliant at darts.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Recycling anti-jokes

What is worse than getting stung by a wasp? Getting raped by a sexually frustrated bear.

Hey wanna hear joke? ........ yeah .......me too

what did the guy say when his partner took a poop on his chest? It was unnecessary for you to deficate onto my chest. In no way at all was that sexually stimulating, and i shall consider seeking out a new partner.

What do you call a black fire-fighter? A hero.

Whats the same about Jerry Seinfeld and Adam Sandler They are both comedians

A dying man walked into a shop and started to look at the clothing on display. Then he died.

Two men walk into a bar. You would think the second man would have seen it. Made by Bobbie Pummel

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? We are both farmers.

Three mexicans walk into a bathroom they all had to go pee.

What is big, white, and heavy ? A fridge

What's the only part of a vegetable you cant eat? The wheelchair

Why can't Johnny run? He has no legs.

A man walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Kindly ask him to come down.

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti-joke? Nothing.

Why did the pumpkin stop using the jack hammer? Pumpkins cannot use power tools since they are nothing but orange gourds. But, [for sport] say this ‘pumpkin’ was incarnate; one could assume he was done with his demolition work. He then would return the portable drill to the rental facility and get his deposit back.

The t rex said to the textbook ............. Im not going to read you

you know somebody is lying when it IS opposite day.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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