You idiot thats 9 letters

a black man has a shotgun. having an IQ of 11 he shot his hands off

knock , knock That Was The Same Mistake That Ann Frank Made.

You know what likes to get fisted? Sock puppets.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

What is green, red, and goes 70 mph? A frog in a blender

Q: What did the pony say when it had a sore throat? A: "I have throat cancer and only have six weeks to live."

If you're American outside of the bathroom, then what are you inside the bathroom? An American inside of a bathroom.

What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Exactly what he had asked for because UNICEF do a wonderful job.

How do you confuse a blonde? take the albuterol

One dog says to the other dog "Nice day, isn't it?" The other dog says "You can talk!?"

did u ever hear a bird joke "no" hawkword

What the last thing that went through Osama's mind? A bullet

Why couldn't Matilda walk to school? Because a dog ripped her legs off.

What did little Jimmy get for Christmas? Presents because he wasn't poor.

Why did the fat boy cry? His grandmother died

Yo momma's so fat that all the children within a close proximity of your home think that your mother is a very large woman.

What's the Green Lantern's favorite holiday? Hannukah

What do u call a boomerang that doesnt come back A stick

Feminism

Is your daddy a thief? Because he stole my wallet.

a turtle walks into a bar and eats everyone

What was black, then white, now dead all over? Michael Jackson.

Why is motorboating so much fun? Because they are unmatched for their speed and agility in the water.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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