What do you call an obese kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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Hello

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A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear turns to the rabbit and says "I have colon cancer."

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how many birds did chuck norris kill with one stone? one.

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A man walks into a bar, he then gets a giant bump on his head as he passes out and is rushed to the hospital.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A drum set.

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Why was little Timmy afraid of his dentist? Because he was 10 foot scorpion.

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What did the Dementia sufferer get for Christmas?

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Where did Officer Blackman find the missing child? A shallow grave.

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What do you call an art history major with a job? A gainfully employed member of society, who assuredly benefited from his access to higher education (and quite possibly from acquaintances or family members within the company that employs him, though it is often considered impolite to mention this latter fact, as it may be construed to denigrate the aforementioned individual or his chosen field of study).

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There was a farmer had a dog and Bingo was his name-oh But the farmer killed and ate him, because Bingo licked himself inappropriately

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was a really creepy movie

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Raveena Thandhan

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What's the difference between men and coca-cola? I don't like coca-cola

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A Jewish man with a 20 mile boner walks into a wall. Which body part hits the wall first? His nose

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor

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What did the man get from killing his own wife and children? A boner.

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How many Frenchmen does it take to surrender? Probably just one.

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A. What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew: B. Pizza's don't scream when you put them into a oven.

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Roses are red Violets are blue, I am sorry... But you have terminal cancer and are probably going to die in about 3 months

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Roses are Red, Blues are Violets, Have I Dyslexia, F**k.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, come at me again and I'll punch you

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Knock knock. Who's there? Justin. Hello Justin, please come in.

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When Life Gives You Melons... You're Probably Dyslexic.

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